Dessert Bandit Punches Cashier Over Lack of Favorite Ice Cream Flavor, Drop-Kicks Cake in Supermarket

Photo: Royal Oak Police Department

Photo: Royal Oak Police Department

According to the International Ice Cream Association, vanilla is the most popular ice cream flavor across the nation. But for Tricia Ann Kortes, vanilla doesn’t cut it. She felt passionate about Mackinac Island Fudge.

In fact, she punched the ice cream shop attendant at Ray’s Ice Cream Shop when they told her they had recently run out of her favorite flavor.

It seems that this ornery customer feels really passionate about her desserts. Turns out that Kortes, a Royal Oak resident, also drop-kicked a cake in the middle of a Kroger Supermarket recently, because she was dissatisfied with the design. Once her name got to the press, the ice cream attendant victim came forward, citing the attack from a year before.

The 46-year-old mother was picking up a cake for her seven-year-old son’s birthday when she saw the design and immediately started screaming expletives. The police were called and cited her for disorderly conduct.

A year before she was too fast to get caught as she fled Ray’s Ice Cream before the police were called. However, a mugshot speaks a thousand words, as the ice cream attendant recognized this dessert bandit and immediately called authorities.

According to the worker, Jenna Stevens, Kortes was incredibly upset that Ray’s had run out of her favorite flavor, Mackinac Island Fudge. The manager got involved, to no avail.

Stevens explains the situation to The Detroit Free Press, saying, “I know the manager tried to offer everything else, and she was just throwing a fit.”

The manager reported the assault to the police, but Kortes ran out of the shop before they arrived. After recognizing the woman’s mugshot following the Kroger incident, the manager called the cops again.

A warrant was filed for her arrest, and Kortes turned herself into Royal Oak police. She was arraigned on one count of assault and battery, a misdemeanor offense with a penalty of up to 93 days in jail, and a fine of up to $500.